Wednesday, February 24, 2010

No Wedding Is Complete Without Him...

Thank you so much for your lovely comments from my last post. As several of you suspected, it was terribly difficult to write, what with the tears that kept hitting the keyboard! For right now, we are taking each day as it comes. Pappa is still hanging in there - he has had a good day here or there, but nothing significant enough to make us think that his condition is going to change. I appreciate the continued thoughts and prayers.

Now, as promised, I will move on to some lighter fare! When I wrote my last post, I included a **teensy** amount about my friend Christa's wedding this past weekend, but I left out one of the FUNNIEST aspects of the wedding that is just too bizarre not to share.

The wedding ceremony and reception took place in Covington, which is a city of about, oh, I'd say 50,000 folks, give or take. It sits right on the Ohio River, directly across from Cincinnati.


(A view of the Cincinnati skyline that I just had to throw in - it's one of my favorite memories from living there for the 3 years I was in law school...).

So, the wedding ceremony had ended and we were rip-roaring ready to get to the reception at The Madison , a very nice events center in the heart of Covington. The limo had already taken most of the bridal party to the reception site - I hung back with Christa so I could bustle her dress, remove the veil, etc. After all the pictures were done at the church, the bride, groom, bride's brother, a couple of groomsmen and I all piled into the limo. When we neared The Madison, we saw a throng of people out on the street a couple of doors down, with security everywhere. Now, Covington is not tiny, but this was certainly not the norm. Come to find out, a concert was taking place at The Madison Theatre, featuring none other than...wait for it...


Yes, the one and only SNOOP DOGG!

What on earth he was doing in Covington playing at this relatively small venue beats me. Seriously, though, what are the odds?? Of course, as soon as we all hear this, everyone starts going ballistic. I have a vague memory of hearing Christa say, "Do you think we can get him to come to the reception?" Don't you just love it?! Seriously, it's like a little girl's dream come true....the white dress, the beautiful cake, the handsome groom, and Snoop Dogg rapping your first dance! Supposedly one of the groomsmen spoke with Snoop's head security guard and tried to entice him with the promise of an open bar. For a minute, we thought it might work as the guard seemed to pause for a moment and think it over. Unfortunately, there was no Snoop sighting to be had but it certainly made for an interesting story!

As I told one of the female guests sitting at our table that Snoop Dogg was playing a couple of doors down, she responded, "Really? That's what it was? It figures, I thought I smelled a lot of pot when I was standing outside."

Funniest damn statement of the night...

15 comments:

melissa said...

Hilarious. That would have been a hell of a story if Snoop showed up at the wedding!

Alyssa said...

I was reading down SO wishing that you were going to say he came to the wedding - but still hilarious and sooo random. One of those - 'is this the twilight zone?' moments!

Unknown said...

So funny! Small world!

Emily A. Clark said...

Funny post :) Although I am sorry to hear about your grandfather. . .

Thanks for visiting my blog. I'm a Kentucky girl originally (western end of the state, though).

Ashley Stone said...

haha, that would've been hilarious if he had showed up! And yes...what in the world was he doing in Covington of all places? haha

Trish said...

What a funny story! I just found you from Little Green Notebook. If you are looking for a settee with some print in it, check out Nate Berkus' settee on HSN. No kidding! Jenny used it in one of her posts - I think the apt. she's doing in San Fran. I just ordered one for myself after vainly searching Craigslist. It was $500 - not super bargain, but okay. Good luck.

Unknown said...

Hysterical! I can't even imagine the party pic of the bride and Snoop! ha!

JMW said...

Too funny! Can you imagine if he actually showed up? Those would have made for some interesting wedding photos!

Jess said...

How funny... That's definitely one way to make a wedding memorable!

So sorry about your grandfather. I dealt with a similar situation last year with my grandma, but no one ever gave me a head's up that she was so close before she passed. It's challenging any way you slice it, that's for sure.

Laura said...

Thank you so much for the info on the chair! :)

Sharstin said...

I love it! too bad he didn't stop by :)

BonBon Rose Girls Kristin said...

I'm so sorry about your Pappa. I hope things improve for him!! And Snoop? Wow. If only. Ah ha ha

Emily A. Clark said...

Can't believe your husband is from Paducah! I grew up in Mayfield (I always just say the western part of the state bec. no one usually knows where that it). Small world. Keep in touch.

Melanie said...

Too funny. I live in Florence (just moved here from sunny Florida) which is not far from there but I didn't know he was coming, not that it would have made a difference:)

Meg said...

You know, he's coming to Maine, which I think is the most hilarious thing ever. Maybe he's headlining a towns-so-small-nobody-else-wants-to-play-there tour.